What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
10.06.2025 02:01
No, not a chance
Unacceptable again!
So they tried
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Just Forget it!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So, the docs changed it to read
Then came..
No way
Thumbs down again.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
share office space ...
What are some cool confidence hacks?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Freaks and Cheeks
They put up a sign reading
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Catatonics & High Colonics
What kind of person makes you think "how come there are people like that"?
No go.
Minds and Behinds
Next, they tried...
What might be the social consequences of an ethnic as opposed to a civic conception of the nation?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Loons and Moons
My friend asked my crush and he said my crush hates me but not in a rude way. What does that mean?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Everyone loved it.
Still no good
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)