What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
11.06.2025 00:20

Everyone loved it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good.
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Catatonics & High Colonics
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Are landlords allowed to make unreasonable requests?
share office space ...
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Can you share a story of someone who had a lucky experience while hitchhiking?
No, not a chance
Hysterias & Posteriors
No go.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Unacceptable again!
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Just Forget it!
Next, they tried...
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good
Loons and Moons
Another attempt resulted in ...
Nuts and Butts
So, the docs changed it to read
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Then came..
Thumbs down again.
Freaks and Cheeks
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Minds and Behinds
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No way
Why do a bra and panties have to match?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
They put up a sign reading
So they tried
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to