What movies have not aged well?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Why am I so wanting to suck a penis?

-”She is very sexyful!”

Goldfinger

You Only Live Twice

What do you think about a sister's love?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Dr No

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Why does my 5-year-old daughter keep repeating the words 'they will come for us, they will find us and touch us'? I'm quite scared.

Live and Let Die

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Diamonds Are Forever

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

In your opinion, what is the worst rock band in history and why do you think they gained a large following?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Do many women shave their vaginas?

From Russia With Love

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Should you have a threesome with your best friend and your significant other if the significant other requests it?

Octopussy

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

What is the most offensive thing someone has ever asked you?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Why do I sometimes hear full conversations when I am alone?

-”Ah so!”

A View to a Kill